Today, while I was out walking my dog, I saw the creepy old guy checking his mail.

"Hehe, no mail for me today!"
"Uh...yeah."
"You've got a pretty dog...and a very pretty smile."

I felt my cuntpower beginning to kick in, but I decided since he was old and didn't have that much to live for anymore I'd just walk by and make faces when he couldn't see mine.