so i asked the magic 8 ball for some council.

"Does Mr. President think I'm fucking crazy?"
yes, it replied.

"Does Mr. President think I'm completely and utterly fascinating?"
yes, it replied.

"Does Mr. President think I'm hot?"
yes, it replied.

.....................................................................................................................................

"Does Mr. President have a crush, or at least an infatuation, with me?"
yes, it replied.




like i said before, though, the magic 8 ball has a tendency to fuck up.