a serious "what the fuck?" moment

so it's 5th period, my back hurts, i'm pissy 'cause i'd gotten my period that morning, and i'm all crampy. so i ask permission to go to the bathroom, which i get. outside the bathroom there is a woman and when i go in she's all "woops, i guess _______ went into the girls bathroom!" and then i get a little bit wierded out, what with this boy having to hear me pee and maybe even make those scary noises that can happen when you poop. but i soon come to realize that he really, really, won't care (although i'm a little pissed at him for stealing the only slightly sanitary stall). i can see his feet underneath the stall, and he's making noises a stressed animal would make. i assume he was constipated. by this time i am slightly entertained withthe fact that there is a boy in here making stressed animal noises whilst i pee, but then HE STARTS TO SING. and he gets really into it to. lots of passionate "ooohs" and "aaaahs" all of which are also very high pitched. by this time i am laughing out loud. finally i hike up my pants, open the door, inform a small asian girl of the situation in which she replies "are you serious?" wash my hands, and fall out of the bathroom, stumble down the hallm outside across the cement slab that leads to my classroom, laughing my ass off.

totally topped my list of fucked up bathrom experiences.

you should've been there.

i hate it when a story ends like that.