Bristol Palin got some titties.

Conversation with My Mother

*phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Mom: Hi. We're just leaving the party, we'll be back in about 15 minutes.
Me: OK.
Mom: There were some really cute pictures of you
Me: What?
Mom: Everyone brought pictures from when all you kids were little. There were some really cute ones of you running around practically naked when you were one and a half!
Me: Hm.
Mom: Well, we're at Lake City and 145th, so we'll be home soon.
Me: OK.
Mom: Love you!
Me: Love you too.
Mom: Bye
Me: Bye
*hang up phone*
*phone rings two minutes later*
Me: Hello?
Mom: So did you try any of the scones?
Me: Uh, no.
Mom: Oh, well you can. And I have some more here on the plate.
Me: OK.
Mom: See you soon!
Me: OK. Bye.
Mom: Bye!
*hangs up*

WTF